Yesterday the kids and I trudged in the rain to stand in the Santa line. Santa told me I needed a manicure for Christmas. My nails are lovely Santa. Don't you think?
Saturday, December 18, 2010
Balls have 80% more hair than they should.
Friday, December 17, 2010
My daughter asked me ' Mommy are you wearing big girl
panties? No bitch!
Thursday, December 16, 2010
I don't want to be rich. But I do want to be rich enough to toss my shoes when I step in a HUGE pile of crap. Some people ought to be shot!
